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Returning
to the Fetal Position
(Nutra Stick Productions, 1999)
The
Self-Proclaimed Masters of Pop
Well if I stole good stuff from every good song I knew
Then I know I'd call myself a good songwriter too
The music is by The Beatles
And I've heard the lyrics before
But it seems they're paraphrased
So I better go buy some more
Of the self-proclaimed masters of pop
They're at the top, we're hypnotized,
So we will not stop
Buying stuff from that genius of song
Not short are long, it's all been done,
So it can't be wrong
I'm better than you'll ever be
Stealing thoughts, my one intention
And I've made so much money
I don't desire invention
I just know I'm the best man of all
Not short or tall, I'm the right height
So I cannot fall
From this nice high point upon the charts
I don't like art and I won't be
Clever, new or smart
And since I steal from all the great writers that you knew
I know you can't deny I am much better than you
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
words and music © 1999 Jeremy Mathews
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