Timeless Towns and Haunted Places

(Nutra Stick Productions, 2003)

Funnier with a Laugh Track

 


Millions of people
Think you are a god
They don’t seem to realize
That you are a fraud
And as long as those people
Ignore what they see
Your show will go down in
History
Even though it’s not funny
Since it made lots of money

And it’s funnier with a laugh track
On a mid-sized TV screen
When you’re stumbling through innuendo
And you don’t know what it means
And you don’t know what it means
Why don’t you just come clean?

Millions of people
All stand up and cheer
Not based on what they see
But on what they hear
From the studio audience
That is digital
But still seems as genuine
As your fatal flaw
But it’s not you the flaw’s killing
It’s those who think it’s healing

Right now you look bad
Go get post-production man
He ought to come fix it
As fast as he can


words and music © 2003 Jeremy Mathews