Those Wacky Crazy Canadians

(Nutra Stick Productions, 1999)

The Stuttering Alchemist

 

I had an idea for a song Not knowing if it would be short or long All I knew was that it would end So I showed the idea of a stuttering alchemist to a friend And he said "Who would want to write a song about a stuttering alchemist? Rumple Stiltskin could do it without speech impediments Who would want to hear a song that makes about as much sense as this? And often people omit Useless words like alchemist From their vocabularies Or they never learned anything So this has been the song to hear As you can see you needn't to have had fear The Alchemist never appeared Just for the plain reason that a stuttering alchemist would be weird One more time Who would want to write a song about a stuttering alchemist? Rumple Stilkskin could do it without speech impediments And that just shows that I am an idiot 'Cause Stiltskin wasn't an alchemist But I needed syllables words and music 1998 Jeremy Mathews

 

 

 

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