Those Wacky Crazy Canadians

(Nutra Stick Productions, 1999)

If I Only Had a Time Machine


The man sat in the coffee shop in solemn misery He looked into his coffee cup and thought of what could be If he only had a time machine life would be grand He would not have to put up with all the troubles in this land If he only had a time machine he'd mess up the galaxy He'd be living in his very own land of fantasy She loves me She loves me not She loves me not But that can all be changed After I have it arranged To mess up everything Into my own personal crazy dream If I only had a time machine life would be swell Instead of having to live in this blasted hell I'll make my time machine instead of writing another verse Then I will become the ruler of the entire universe Words and Music 1997 Jeremy Mathews




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